Michael Gove - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 9 June 2019

Gosh, well it looks like I might be slightly scuppered. Who do I have to sleep with to keep this news out of the Daily Mail?

Who knew that what you did years ago would leap up and bite you in the fundament? I didn't. Still, those years playing on the playground will prove my mettle over the next few weeks. I am sure that Boris Johnson has a good word to say about me. After all, I have not really done anything to him have I?