Michael Gove - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 February 2020

So, my job is safe, and I am just here to remind Boris Johnson of where he came from.
I see that loathsome boot-licker Rees-Mogg has gone, back to his Nanny, and six kids, with Sixtus being the least favourite one of the lot. Anyway, I have things to do, that kettle won't boil itself, and those tea-bags won't throw themselves into the pot.

Toodle pip.