Michael Gove - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 January 2023

Well, there I was in Waterstones, just minding my own business when I saw a table full of copies of Spare, a book I had not heard of before, but as it was written by Prince Harry, I thought it was a bit bad that it had not really been publicised.

And then I noticed that it was half-price, and then it made perfect sense to me. Waterstones had obviously bought too many copies before Christmas, and now were flogging of the excess stock.

Anyway, to make a short story slightly longer, I bought three copies of it. If I don't like it, one copy will do for a doorstop, and another copy can be used to murder someone. (Obviously, that would be wrong, but it could be used to murder someone, couldn't it? I am sure that it could).