Michael Gove - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 December 2021

Well, there I was, looking after the Wallpaper, and no one has noticed what an excellent job of it all I did.

I mean, that wallpaper was expensive, and if anything had happened to it, the party that didn't happen, would have been the least of Boris Johnson's worries, but because I kept such a good eye on it, and stopped people going into the room, we now only have a few other issues to think about.

It will be a great Christmas, and great things will happen in 2022, and no mistake.