"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 13 November 2003
Oooooh Yeah I got some bad news today that my album "Be A Man" has only sold six copies so far, and three of those I bought for my family.
So I got good and mad, oooh yeah the Macho Madness came out in full swing, and I headed down to the office of the record producer. Well let me tell you I marched right into his office, pointed my finger in his face and said, "BRUTHA!!! Why didn't you market my cd a little better?!" He looked at me and said, "Macho Man, I'm sorry, but I just don't think we have a hit here." So I said, "Oooooh Yeah, wrong answer!" and I leaped across that desk and got him in a vicious headlock. As his face turned red I pulled the brass knuckles out of my tights and gave him a good shot right on the ol' forehead, oooh yeah. Then as he was sprawled out on the floor I climbed to the top of his bookshelf and waved my finger in the air and let loose A DEVASTATING FLYING ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOT THE 1-2-3 BRUTHA OOOOOOHHH YEAAAAAHHH!!!!
Now maybe they'll wise up and promote my album a little better. DIG IT!
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