"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary

Friday, 13 August 2010

Deer Diariah:

Man I'd love tie-up Vince McMahon and nude mud-wrestle his wife Linda. Wonder what she'll feel like?

Jesse Ventura told me she was as 'slippery as an eel'.

Must be all that Mama Grizzly Bear grease she's rubbing all over herself.

Rubbing....oooh yeah...rubbing...it's enough to drive a guys to the ropes...if you get ma drift..

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