Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 May 2016

Dear Diary-
I haven't been in the tabloids for almost a week. What kind of scandalous picture should I post? What can you do or show when everybody's seen it all already?

What can I do? Wait! I know! I'll do a striptease in Times Square! In time for the National Enquirer evening edition!

Chloe will be so jealous!!