Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary
Monday, 2 May 2016
I haven't been in the tabloids for almost a week. What kind of scandalous picture should I post? What can you do or show when everybody's seen it all already?
What can I do? Wait! I know! I'll do a striptease in Times Square! In time for the National Enquirer evening edition!
Chloe will be so jealous!!