Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 January 2012

I just wanted to let the people of North Korea know that the story of my death is an imperialist lie. Kim Jong Un has locked me up in a prison and thrown away the key. I am on a hunger strike. This message has been smuggled out of my prison so that the truth can be known. All those tears for nothing, they should have realised I am immortal

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