Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 12 October 2011
Dear Diary -
Well I have not fired off a missile in over a year. And I really miss the damn rush it gives me.
I tried to buy a missile from Cuba but they said that the only one they had was broken and it would just be way too expensive to fix.
I then called up Mexico's President Nacho Winslow and asked him if he happened to have an extra missile.
He started laughing and said that his country has never had a missile and that Mexico needs a missile like Lindsay Lohan needs another freckle.
King Jong Il
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