Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

Monday, 21 November 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I am still trying to find a missile to buy. I had talked to Pakistan last week and they said that they may have something for me but they wanted way too much.

I told them that I wanted to buy a damn simple run-of-the-mill missile and not a friggin atomic bomb.

I am still waiting to hear back from Cuba's Fidel Castro. He told me that he may have something for me if he can work it out with Costa Rica.

Kim Jong Il