Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 3 March 2011
Dear Diary -
Well I had another bad hair day today.
Hey who the heck am I kidding with my dumb looking hair every day is a bad hair day trust me.
I got sick last night - it must have been some bad rice. Since I'm Korean and that is pretty much all that I ever eat I know that the problem was definitely the freakin rice.
I just saw a picture of Lindsay Lohan on the Internet and she was wearing a very short white dress. I swear that woman gives me some interesting feelings in my underwear.
I think that I will have my assistant call her up and invite her to visit me and maybe become Mrs. Kim Jong Il. Hey at least she won't have to go to jail.
Kim Jong Il