Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

Dear Diary-
Boy, This really sucks. Here I was starting to believe the propaganda I put out myself about being a god and not having to poop and then I wake up and here I am in Hell!

Boy, a lot of people here sure hate me! They make me poop in front of all of Hell so they can all have a good laugh. Then it's right back to being tortured.

Tomorrow Saddam Hussein and I have to go meet Satan for some "special punishment." I would fear for my life if I wasn't already dead.
Hell Sucks,

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