Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 September 2013

Dear Diary - I sure had one fantastic summer scaring the heck out of the Japanese people with my threat to launch a missile at them.

I also got President Obama's attention when I said I had a missile that could reach Los Angeles.

Actually I was kidding, but I will never admit it to anyone. I do enjoy being a jerk and acting like I am some real tough guy.

Heck, maybe I should consider going into acting.

Kim Jong Un