Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 21 July 2010
I want everyone who is not a Government official or military personnel to do the Hokey Pokey on Saturday July 24th, being a small child and being elderly does not exempt you from my decree.
Anyone caught not doing the Hokey Pokey will be arrested, and then they will be shot to death, I am very serious about my decree too.
I also want video footage to be taken of my citizens doing the Hokey Pokey, I also want it posted on websites such as YouTube.
Anyone who does not do the Hokey Pokey is an enemy to the North Korean people, I want to see loads of my citizens doing the Hokey Pokey on Saturday or else.
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