Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Dear Diary -

I just heard that Rush Limbaugh made fun of my hairdo again.

That is the seventh time he has insulted my hair within the past three months.

I do not know what his problem is other than the fact that the tub of lard is about 105 pounds overweight.

And what the hell is with that 12-inch cigar that he always has stuck in his mouth. Doesn't the turd head know that the big cigar symbolically represents the male penis.

If he makes one more stupid ass remark about my hairdo I swear that I will launch one of my three missiles towards America.

Kim Jong Il

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