Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Dear Diary,

When i was a kid, I thought cat boxes were sand boxes with Lincoln Logs until Mom caught me.

Also I was pretty good at math. When a guy came over to be with my babysitter, he'd offer me $5 to go upstairs but I offered to count to 10,000 before I came back down for $10.

-Justin Bieber

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