Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Dear Diary - I am so confused. One day I say that I am going to retire and the next day I say that I was just joking. I have no idea what the heck I am going to say next.

It's almost as if I am in a trance and I am waiting for David Blaine to get me out of it.

I do know one thing. I would take Selena back quicker than Kirstie Alley could devour a bag of M&M's.

Justin Bieber