Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

Dear Diary,

I saw a lady on a train that was nursing a baby and she must have been forty at least.

It seems like older women are having babies now.

I had a friend that said that he saw an old woman nursing while she sat reading a newspaper and the baby was lying on the seat beside her.

He was probably joking but he said she really had some wild stretch marks.

-Justin Bieber