Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Dear Diary,

I was alone a lot when I was a kid and there were only a few neighborhood kids and their families wouldn't let them around me because I would have them setting dog crap in bags on fire on someone's porch.

No, it was just me nd my secret friend that I calle, "Mr. Mushroom Head".

-Justin Bieber