Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Friday, 8 November 2013

Dear Diary - I just want to say that the photo taken of me spray painting a hotel wall was not really me. It looks like me, but the guy in the photo is a lot shorter than me.

I do not know why people are always trying to make me look bad. I mean think about it why would I, Justin Bieber, stoop so low as to tag a hotel wall?

Yes, I have lots of tattoos all over my body, but that does not mean that I am going to go around tagging walls.

I am ready to take a DNA test whenever the Brazilian authorities want me to. Of course they will have to pay for my plane ticket, my hotel room, food, drinks, and any recreational drugs.

Justin Bieber

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