Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 December 2013

"I'm the most accomplished character actor performing today. I'm not the braggadocios type, but it's a fact. I yam what I yam. I'm considering taking on roles in cartoons these days. After playing Hunter S. Thompson in several films, it should be easy. Somehow I'm going to transform myself into a stick figure, then develop the sketch out so it sort of looks like me, and after I take a few rudimentary art classes, I'll perfect these etch-a-sketches to make the drawings look exactly like me. The acting is a no brainer. I can do it in my sleep (and I oftentimes do, I work so much). I've got to get some really nifty charcoal pencils. I've collected enough dimes and nickels from my films I might as well buy two or three. Taxi! Taxi! Yea, guy, take me to the nearest Wal-Mart."

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