Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 21 July 2013

Dear Diary - Upon reflection maybe I should have played the part of the Lone Ranger instead of the part of Tonto. I have 100 times more fans than Armie Hammer does so I know it would not have been the bomb that it has been.

I heard that it could end up losing $150 million. Dammit! Since I am one of the three producers, that means that I will take a $50 million hit.

I guess I better get my buccaneer bandana headband, my dreadlocks wig, my cutlass sword, and my eyeliner out of the closet and start filming another one of my pirate movies.

Johnny Depp