Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 27 July 2013

Dear Diary - I guess everyone has already forgotten about the Lone Ranger movie I starred in.

Gosh, I cannot believe how badly it did. I guess we should have had some space aliens in it, along with some sea monsters, some super heros, a dozen vampires, and some bikini-clad college babes.

Well at least my check did not bounce.

Johnny Depp