Johnny Depp - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Johnny Depp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Johnny Depp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2013

Sunday 22 December 2013

"I'm the most accomplished character actor performing today. I'm not the braggadocios type, but it's a fact. I yam what I yam. I'm considering taking...

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Thursday 05 December 2013

Dear Diary - Well is it safe to come out yet? I have to admit that I am still a little bit leery about going out in public after the way my movie The...

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September 2013

Saturday 28 September 2013

Dear Diary - I think that it is finally okay to show my face in public again. Gosh, I cannot believe the horrible box office take that the Lone Ranger...

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August 2013

Thursday 15 August 2013

Dear Diary - I do not ever want to see another horse, loincloth, or six-shooter again. I still cannot believe how badly my latest movie The Lone Ra...

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July 2013

Saturday 27 July 2013

Dear Diary - I guess everyone has already forgotten about the Lone Ranger movie I starred in. Gosh, I cannot believe how badly it did. I guess we s...

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Sunday 21 July 2013

Dear Diary - Upon reflection maybe I should have played the part of the Lone Ranger instead of the part of Tonto. I have 100 times more fans than Armi...

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Wednesday 10 July 2013

Dear Diary - The Lone Ranger movie was a bomb. I cannot believe that we got our butts kicked by Despicable Me 2, a cartoon...a CARTOON! What in the...

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Friday 05 July 2013

Dear Diary - The movie critics who did not like my movie The Lone Ranger can all get on an Overland Stagecoach and ride off straight to hell. I had...

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