Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 September 2013

Dear Diary - I think that it is finally okay to show my face in public again. Gosh, I cannot believe the horrible box office take that the Lone Ranger took (or rather did not take).

I was shocked. I really thought that we had a humongous Star Wars like hit on our hands. Heck we were already talking to the writers about the Lone Ranger II and the Lone Ranger III.

One never knows about the American moviegoer.

Oh well.

Johnny Depp

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