Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

Dear Diary - The Lone Ranger movie was a bomb. I cannot believe that we got our butts kicked by Despicable Me 2, a cartoon...a CARTOON!

What in the world is America becoming...a land of looney tunes or what?

I guess I will jump on the cartoon bandwagon and lend my name to some cartoon character; I don't care if it is a male, a female, an animal, or even an insect - I'm getting in on this cartoon GOLD MINE!

Johnny Depp


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