Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Dear Diary,

Just a quick entry to say that I do not take any credit at all for the fact that my most recent movie, "The Tourist" was an utter flop.

I blame Angelina Jolie for the movie's disappointing showing (no pun intended).

Jolie was so skinny and so anorexic looking that I heard that many of the movie goers actually walked out during the movie.

Angie was having problems with her husband Brad Pitt and as a result she had lost her appetite and she actually lost 37 pounds in two weeks.

So the movie has now gone right to Blockbuster Video. I vow to never again make a movie with that trout snout lipped, tattooed covered bitch!

Sincerely,
Johnny D.