Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 2 July 2009

Man I am good...

I just watched my movie again and oh wait am I sounding conceited. That's not me. That something Jack Sparrow would do. He's me,...right? So does that mean that I can be conceited. No definitely not I mean I'm not really schizophrenic and don't really have a split personality do I?

Well, I did play that weird guy,...no not that one the other one. Are you arguing with Jack?

No I am arguing with Johnny. Who's Johnny, Heeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrsssssss Johnny.

Shut up all of you.

You shut up, no you shut up. Man I can't get a word in around here for nothing.

Shut up there's a new guy coming.

Who?

Says his name is Dilinger.

Reeaaalllyyy...


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