Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 27 October 2011

Dear Diary -

Well it looks like I have fallen off the effen wagon again. I hate when that happens and there is no one to blame but me.

I have been very depressed lately because everyone keeps confusing me with Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards and I hate that.

I am much better looking and I know that I do not look like I'm 100 like he does.

It looks like I will just have to grin and bear it.

Oh well. At least I don't look like Mick Jagger.

Johnny Depp

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