Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 March 2012

My old mate George Clooney has been arrested. For throwing an iphone through the window of an deserted building.

Hang on, no that was Russel Brand. George was arrested in Sudan for protesting. Keep up George, Russel Brand was arrested for protesting years ago, on May Day in London. Lets face it George, your old news and Russ is the new face of Hollywood. I have a man crush on Brandy Pandy.

Even bigger than my man crush on Clooney.