Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 27 April 2010

My Dear Diary,
Today my manager called me; apparently there is a movie in the works. The lead roll is a quirky man who happens to wear a lot of makeup. I guess the director and my manager both think I would be perfect for the roll. I wonder why?

On a side note - I am considering tattooed eyeliner and lipstick. That way I won't have to sit in makeup for four hours before shooting movies every day. I'm not entirely sure about this. The tattoo artist said she has never done a man's makeup, or heard of a man getting makeup tattooed like this. Yet everybody in the shop cheered when I walked in. What is going on these days?!


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