Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary
Friday, 15 May 2009
Jesus help me, Vanessa is getting on my nerves! What is it with this silly diet of hers?
-hope you're not reading Vanessa-
She doesn't need to be on a diet, she's fine as she is! A little bit of fat isn't gonna hurt! I was about to take a bite of a chocolate bar when she grabbed it off me, kept nattering it wasn't good for me then she chucked in in the bin in disgust. She chucked a lovely mouth watering chocolate bar in the bin! I have to join in the stupid diet of hers to make her happy!
Ah a better day today! But tired so I had countless cup of coffees - I'm not even working. Might get another dog but Lily wants a cat. I'm not so sure of cats... They're nasty! I'd rather want them caged. Animal crulety I know but I did it in my film the brave! But I love my dear angel Lily so I agree on that. Only on one condition! - a pack of plasters!-
Oh got to go, phone call. How many phone calls do I have to get a day?!
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