Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 24 August 2008

Hi Journal,

Sometimes having a smart daughter can be both entertaining and a hell of a challenge. I came home from a week of filming 'Public Enemies' and was not feeling too flash.

Lily must have thought so too, for she corrected my French like a half a dozen times.

"Dad, you're speaking like a bastard!"

Kids these days. They're too smart for their own good.

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