John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 8 September 2012

My marriage has survived 50 years.

More than two terms in office, my affairs, my lying about not accepting honours and an egg-throwing gaffe or two, so perhaps it's no surprise that Pauline the wife and I, managed to bag £15,000 for charity at an All-Star Mr and Mrs on Wednesday.

Now, what's for supper!