John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 6 September 2012

I'm thinking of complaining about the food supplied in hte House of Lords again.

It's crap, and costs too much.

The other day I had: Cauliflower soup with blue cheese rarebit, Gem leaf salad, toasted walnuts, honey and lemon dressing, Grilled steak hash with fried Burford brown egg and chips, and for dessert, English strawberry Eton mess, and three pints of Guinness, and they had the cheek to charge me over £5!


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