John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 September 2012

I have admitted that my wife Pauline's wedding dress ended up on a rubbish tip after I grew tired of carrying it around during house moves.

I made the confession on the programme All Star Mr and Mrs, in which celebrity couple's were quizzed on how well they knew each other to win money for charity.

When we got married she bought a wedding dress but she never told me how much it cost. At the time she told me she would turn it into a cocktail dress but she never did.

We had this big box that we used to take from house to house. When we got to Hull, I said 'listen, why are we carrying this big box, it's never going to be used again'. I said 'come on, let's get rid of it'. She was pregnant at the time. We went down to the corporation tip and we dumped it.

She had a tear in her eye, I must admit.

But revealing crap like this on television will do me no harm in my fight to win the well paid Hull Police Commissioners' job will it!

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