John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

I loved this in the Inependent: Not before time, the Home Office is to redraft the handbook given to potential immigrants to this country.

Placing emphasis more firmly on our great traditions, culture and values. Although the final draft of Britain: A User's Guide is not yet published, an early draft shows that, with these helpful guidelines, anyone hoping to become British will know exactly what to expect.

Class divisions: and prejudice have been eliminated in British society. (Cough!)

It is traditional for the prime minister to remind citizens every few years that class no longer exists and, just to make sure, broadcasters commission former members of the working class - Lord Bragg, Lord Prescott - to investigate the subject once every so often.

Ha ha ha!