John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 July 2012

I Googled Newsed meself today, and what do I find?:

* Lord Prescott could be a key prosecution witness in a new phone hacking trial!
* John Prescott will be making his third attempt on the World Pie-Eating Championship!
* John Prescott's department amassed £52,000 of credit card bills in less than a year, splashing out on luxury hotels and meals at fine restaurants!
* John Prescott has revealed he loves his loyal wife Pauline more than ever since his infamous affair with his secretary!
* Prescott punches a Ptotester!
* John Prescott has defended his decision to accept a peerage!

All this was ages ago...! What about all the good things I've done like... er... erm...

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