John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 July 2012

Daily Mail: Among those taking part in Friday's Opening Ceremony is Labour veteran John Prescott. Dressed in a specially-designed wipe-clean tracksuit, the former Deputy Prime Minister will be making his third attempt on the World Pie-Eating record.

Rightly so too!

I've always liked me pies, and I'm going for gold by downing 17 lard pies in under 30 seconds.

To get my appetite going, I've vowed not to eat a single thing for at least 20 minutes before it starts. Well, perhaps more like ten minutes or maybe eight, if I'm really peckish. OK, call that five minutes, just to be sure.

Ha ha ha!