John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 July 2012

I thought I'd amuse my diary readers with a little humour: Little known London Olympic Facts:

There are still tickets available for quite a few of the aquatic events - These include Men's Doggy Paddle, Women's Freestyle Splashing, Mixed Bellyflop and Men's 100??metres Breaststroke With Waterwings.

McDonald's, Coca-Cola and Cadbury are among the sponsors of the London Olympics. As part of their official sponsorship contract, competitors will be subject to random blood tests before and after each event to ascertain they have consumed at least 2lb of the sponsors' products, in any combination, within the previous 48 hours.

And my gaff about the Olympics: I am very proud to be part of the degeneration of East London.

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