John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

The Cabinet Office has been asked to investigate claims that key parts of a letter written to Me by the country's most senior civil servant were removed without authorisation.

The questions about spending on Whitehall credit cards during my time in office were part of a Tory campaign to scupper my chances of becoming a police commissioner!

I accepted the honour of becoming a Lord, after years of calling others who did the same - I think that get's up their noses as well!