John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 March 2012

Ah, the weekend! Brilliant. Not long to go now before I head down to the newsagent to get a copy of the Sunday Sport!

They used to print some rubbish stories about Elvis living on the Moon, with Shergar and Lord Lucan, but to be honest I just buy it for the pictures of birds with their bangers out! Pwhaaoor!!