John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Phwoaar!! Dita Von Teese has justed tweeted a picture of her arse!

I don't follow her on twitter, in case the wife notices and complains, but I secretly look at her page when Pauline is making a cup of tea.

I think it's something they put in Yorkshire tea that makes me feel randy. We don't need viagra here in the Humbers...