Jesus - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Christmas is over and now the sinning will start again. Everyone got drunk and screwed their secretary for New Year's and will forget about me again until Easter.

I think that I ought to have a holiday themed after me once a month. Maybe then people wouldn't only think about their personal spirituality only a couple of times a year.

I guess I'll be like Santa and settle down for a long winter's nap. It's not like anyone is going to pray for anything now except for wins in sporting events.

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