Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 March 2012

So were in Malaysia for the second Grand Prix of the season, and I'm leading the field after winning in Oz last week! Good times!

My team mate Lewis Hamilton has taken pole after qualifying, but he did the same last week and I beat him - more of the same please!

I'm second on pole again, only 0.14 behind and pensioner Michael Schumaker is in 3rd - he must have taken an extra sanatogen tablet today.

I might put something in Lewis's cocoa tonight, or make a prank call to his room at 3am - say there's a chinese takeaway moped driver in reception with a meal he ordered.