Jenson Button - My Fake Diary
Friday, 30 March 2012
Nice to have this weekend off after racing for the last two in Australia and Malaysia.
I think I'll go down the local pub in Somerset and have a pint or ten of local scrumpy. Make a few suggestive comments to one of the barmaids, see if she's impressed by my red vodafone cap.
If I don't pull I'll head back home and google a few pics of Lewis Hamilton's bird Nicole Sherthingy... Pwhaaaaaorrr!!!