Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 March 2012

Nice to have this weekend off after racing for the last two in Australia and Malaysia.

I think I'll go down the local pub in Somerset and have a pint or ten of local scrumpy. Make a few suggestive comments to one of the barmaids, see if she's impressed by my red vodafone cap.

If I don't pull I'll head back home and google a few pics of Lewis Hamilton's bird Nicole Sherthingy... Pwhaaaaaorrr!!!

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