Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 March 2012

YES I WON THE AUSSIE GRAND PRIX!!!

'I am the champion, say I am the Champion of the world'
Well not quite yet - but I am 'leader of the pack'

In your face Sebastian, you need a stronger energy drink than Red Bull to get in front of the Button-ster!

And my team mate Lewis back in third! Better mop off home to your pussy doll to console you Mr Lewis Ham.

'Don't be fooled by the rocks that i got - your main man Jenson never lost the plot!'