Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Monday, 12 March 2012

So Lewis Hamilton is dating Pussy Doll Cat Nicole Cher-singer again.

He looks happy. I wonder if I stand close enough to him in the pits, I will be able to smell the pussy.

Not sure if the rekindled romance will make him 'perform' better on the track, or will it be a distraction, with the new season starting next week. I wouldn't mind a distraction like that.

Don'cha wish your girlfriend was hot like her, don't cha, don't cha?


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