Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Technically speaking Tamara Ecclestone is the bosses daughter, so I have to be careful, but pwhaoor!! She's hotter than a totty scon!

Just seen pictures of her in todays paper wearing nothing but a fur coat, in a launderette, with the headline 'filthy rich'.
And I bet she is too. I wonder if she'd like to come for a ride in my fast car. Promise I'll get her home for midnight Bernie...

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