HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 17 May 2018

I have not wanted to become involved in the Wedding matter but...really, what is becoming of us? Harry has really got us into this mess with two big feet. The media are, as usual, undsurprisingly beyond contempt.

But, Harry, we need these bastards on our side. Look what happened to your father over Diana.

I know we can't call the whole thing off but let's get Harry and Megan far away from the media in.....Yemen?

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